[ic contact]

[sprightful]

"Hi, you've reached Ino Yamanaka! I either can't find my phone or I'm busy, so please leave a message and I'll get back to you soon~"

[Beeeeeeeeep.]

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[obstinates.livejournal.com]

[RING]

[sprightful.livejournal.com]

[after a few seconds of ringing a cheerful voice answers. what is checking caller ID]

Hello~! This is Ino.

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I need flowers.

[sprightful.livejournal.com]

[silence]

Oh....kay? You should probably go get some then. There's a plant shop in the store district.

[a pause]

Who is this? How did you get my number?

[obstinates.livejournal.com]

What the hell? I gave you the phone. Oi, my name is on the contract. How do you think I got it, y'know!

[sprightful.livejournal.com]

[oh.]

Naruto! How was I supposed to know you were the weirdo telling me you needed flowers!

[...]

Oooh, who are you getting flowers for~?

[obstinates.livejournal.com]

You check the phone! It says who's callin'!

[Then you can practically hear the grin in his voice.]

Someone special, heh.

[sprightful.livejournal.com]

[A LOUD HUFF stfu narutard

and she totally gets the wrong idea]

Do you need help picking out the right flowers, Naruto~?

[obstinates.livejournal.com]

Yeah!

[He is so pumped about this.]

I need to get the perfect ones.

[sprightful.livejournal.com]

Well! You've come to the right person! Flowers are the perfect gift for sending a heartfelt message. There's a flower for every word you want to say.

So who is it~? You have to tell me if I'm going to help you.

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My mommaaaa...

[Griiiiinnnnnnn]

[sprightful.livejournal.com]

[she can't see it.

and you probably can't see her baffled and sort of disgusted face]

What?! Naruto! You don't...Why the heck would you want to send that sort of message to your own mother?!

[obstinates.livejournal.com]

[... He does not get it.]

What? Coz I love her. Geez, the hell is wrong with you?

[sprightful.livejournal.com]

You can't love your mother like that!! It's..not right! Ugh, you're so weird!

When you said someone special I didn't know you were talking about romancing your mom!

[obstinates.livejournal.com]

Romancing...?

...

WHAT THE HELL? NOT LIKE THAT YOU SICKO! WHY DO YOU SAY NASTY SHIT? THAT'S MY MOMMA!

[sprightful.livejournal.com]

[ldsgjslgj]

It's your fault, YOU IDIOT! You made it sound like you wanted to date your own mother!!

[HUFF HUFF HUFF]

[obstinates.livejournal.com]

HOW DID I MAKE IT SOUND LIKE THAT?

GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!

YOU'RE SOME KINDA PERV, Y'KNOW! PERVY-CHAN PERVY-CHAN!

[He is obviously upset about this :I ]

[sprightful.livejournal.com]

SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I COME OVER THERE AND SHUT YOU UP, NARUTARD!

[people are staring at her naruto, thanks

she calms herself down so she's speaking between her teeth now;]

Well, this changes everything.

[obstinates.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it does. Flowers, Ino. Focus. Don't drift off into your sicko perv-chan mind.

[sprightful.livejournal.com]

[/FLIPS TABLE]

UGH! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING! THE ONLY REASON I'M GOING TO HELP YOU IS BECAUSE I'M TOO NICE.

[obstinates.livejournal.com]

So nice. You are so nice, Ino. The nicest.

[sprightful.livejournal.com]

[that better not be sarcasm]

Hmph.

Well anyway! You probably want to give your mom flowers that means you appreciate her, right?

[obstinates.livejournal.com]

[Definitely sarcasm :I ]

Yeah, that. That's what I was gonna ask. You didn't even give me a chance.

[sprightful.livejournal.com]

[you ho]

I didn't know your mom was your special someone.

[obstinates.livejournal.com]

'Course my mom's special. Isn't yours?