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[sprightful]

"Hi, you've reached Ino Yamanaka! I either can't find my phone or I'm busy, so please leave a message and I'll get back to you soon~"

[Beeeeeeeeep.]

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[obstinates.livejournal.com]

[Definitely sarcasm :I ]

Yeah, that. That's what I was gonna ask. You didn't even give me a chance.

[sprightful.livejournal.com]

[you ho]

I didn't know your mom was your special someone.

[obstinates.livejournal.com]

'Course my mom's special. Isn't yours?

[sprightful.livejournal.com]

Yes! Of course! [more than yours :I] But I was talking about the special way.

[Naruto understand my implications for the love of god]

[obstinates.livejournal.com]

... Are you bein' perverted again? The hell is your problem, Ino?

[sprightful.livejournal.com]

No, you idiot! Just shut up! We obviously aren't on the same page, so let's move on!

[HMF]

Let's see, if it's for your mother. [A bit of silence]

Daffodils and red tulips as the main flowers would be perfect, and bluebells and anemone as the complimentary.

[and going by eastern flower meanings because Ino is from japan or wtfever anemone mean sincerity, bluebells mean gratefulness, daffodils mean respect, and red tulips mean trust.]

[obstinates.livejournal.com]

[SILENCE FOR A LONG TIME BEFORE:]

How does givin' her an enemy compliment things?

[sprightful.livejournal.com]

[omg are you retarded]

Not enemy! Anemone! It's a flower and it means sincerity.

[obstinates.livejournal.com]

[...]

[obstinates.livejournal.com]

You just said the same thing twice!

[sprightful.livejournal.com]

I did not! They're completely different!

[obstinates.livejournal.com]

ENEMY! AN ENEMY!

SAME THING!

[sprightful.livejournal.com]

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! ANEMONE! NOT ENEMY!

[obstinates.livejournal.com]

ENEMY!

[sprightful.livejournal.com]

UGH!

[CONSIDERING HANGING UP ON YOU]

[obstinates.livejournal.com]

I'M NOT GIVIN' MY MOM AN ENEMY!

[sprightful.livejournal.com]

FINE! JUST GIVE HER THE OTHER FLOWERS THEN, YOU IDIOT.

[obstinates.livejournal.com]

I WILL.

[sprightful.livejournal.com]

[GRINDING TEETH

WHY IS SHE STILL ON THE LINE]

Is that all?

[listen to her annoyance]

[obstinates.livejournal.com]

[Thinking now. Well, she gave him a suggestion, and this is something very important. It's his first mother's day, and he doesn't want to fuck it up. She helped out, even if she did suggest getting his mother an enemy.

WTF Ino.]

Thanks. I owe ya, Ino.

[sprightful.livejournal.com]

[Really, she tried to help. And she also tried to be civil and nice about it (albeit nosy). Naruto is just too retarded to handle for her sometimes. How does Sakura put up with him?]

[But she's not really expecting gratitude, to be honest. Her bad mood simmers down a little.]

Sure thing, Narutard. Why the sudden need to tell your mom you appreciate her anyway?

[obstinates.livejournal.com]

[What sort of stupid question is that, Ino?]

Coz I didn't get to while I was growing up?

[sprightful.livejournal.com]

[She's curious GEEZ!

Oh yeah, she was hiding in space.]

Do you do things like this for her often?

[obstinates.livejournal.com]

Eh? I try to help out when she needs it.

You mean the flowers and presents? Not a lot. Maybe I should...

But today is Mother's Day, so I gotta make it special for her.

[sprightful.livejournal.com]

[Naruto trying to be helpful.

And thoughtful.

Huh.]

Mother's Day? I've never heard of that. Wonder what that's about. [her tone is dripping with sarcasm]

Oh! That's probably why you're buying her flowers. Hey, that's actually pretty nice of you, Naruto.