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[sprightful]

"Hi, you've reached Ino Yamanaka! I either can't find my phone or I'm busy, so please leave a message and I'll get back to you soon~"

[Beeeeeeeeep.]

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Comments

[sprightful.livejournal.com]

SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I COME OVER THERE AND SHUT YOU UP, NARUTARD!

[people are staring at her naruto, thanks

she calms herself down so she's speaking between her teeth now;]

Well, this changes everything.

[obstinates.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it does. Flowers, Ino. Focus. Don't drift off into your sicko perv-chan mind.

[sprightful.livejournal.com]

[/FLIPS TABLE]

UGH! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING! THE ONLY REASON I'M GOING TO HELP YOU IS BECAUSE I'M TOO NICE.

[obstinates.livejournal.com]

So nice. You are so nice, Ino. The nicest.

[sprightful.livejournal.com]

[that better not be sarcasm]

Hmph.

Well anyway! You probably want to give your mom flowers that means you appreciate her, right?

[obstinates.livejournal.com]

[Definitely sarcasm :I ]

Yeah, that. That's what I was gonna ask. You didn't even give me a chance.

[sprightful.livejournal.com]

[you ho]

I didn't know your mom was your special someone.

[obstinates.livejournal.com]

'Course my mom's special. Isn't yours?

[sprightful.livejournal.com]

Yes! Of course! [more than yours :I] But I was talking about the special way.

[Naruto understand my implications for the love of god]

[obstinates.livejournal.com]

... Are you bein' perverted again? The hell is your problem, Ino?

[sprightful.livejournal.com]

No, you idiot! Just shut up! We obviously aren't on the same page, so let's move on!

[HMF]

Let's see, if it's for your mother. [A bit of silence]

Daffodils and red tulips as the main flowers would be perfect, and bluebells and anemone as the complimentary.

[and going by eastern flower meanings because Ino is from japan or wtfever anemone mean sincerity, bluebells mean gratefulness, daffodils mean respect, and red tulips mean trust.]

[obstinates.livejournal.com]

[SILENCE FOR A LONG TIME BEFORE:]

How does givin' her an enemy compliment things?

[sprightful.livejournal.com]

[omg are you retarded]

Not enemy! Anemone! It's a flower and it means sincerity.

[obstinates.livejournal.com]

[...]

[obstinates.livejournal.com]

You just said the same thing twice!

[sprightful.livejournal.com]

I did not! They're completely different!

[obstinates.livejournal.com]

ENEMY! AN ENEMY!

SAME THING!

[sprightful.livejournal.com]

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! ANEMONE! NOT ENEMY!

[obstinates.livejournal.com]

ENEMY!

[sprightful.livejournal.com]

UGH!

[CONSIDERING HANGING UP ON YOU]

[obstinates.livejournal.com]

I'M NOT GIVIN' MY MOM AN ENEMY!

[sprightful.livejournal.com]

FINE! JUST GIVE HER THE OTHER FLOWERS THEN, YOU IDIOT.

[obstinates.livejournal.com]

I WILL.

[sprightful.livejournal.com]

[GRINDING TEETH

WHY IS SHE STILL ON THE LINE]

Is that all?

[listen to her annoyance]

[obstinates.livejournal.com]

[Thinking now. Well, she gave him a suggestion, and this is something very important. It's his first mother's day, and he doesn't want to fuck it up. She helped out, even if she did suggest getting his mother an enemy.

WTF Ino.]

Thanks. I owe ya, Ino.